Teacher jokes

Why was the math book so unhappy? Because ... it's got problems!

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said. A little girl raised her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some children’s stories could become, asked the little girl to describe the incident. “Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard...

Teachers play an essential role in a student’s development. There are also many funny moments. Read relatable teacher jokes for a laugh.

For some, their English teacher was the reason they fell in love with English literature and linguistics. For others, their English professor was precisely why they dedicated their lives to the field of natural sciences instead. We bet the very first English jokes for teachers came from the second group of people.

20 Best Teacher And Student Jokes

“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” Mrs...

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students…“Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to .. #funny, #joke, #humor

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Son: "I found a best friend!" Me: "That's great, what's his name?" Son: "I don't know."

Take a break from lesson planning and enjoy some good laughs with these funny teacher jokes. From puns to one-liners, there's something for every educator on this list.