Santa jokes

It's the most wonderful time of the year... Not because you give each other presents, but because you get to tell all these funny Santa Claus jokes again!

Joke about Santa and his sleigh.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia! What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days! Who delivers presents to...

7 hilarious Santa Claus jokes you must share with your kids. They will get you cracking on a cold winter morning!

— Here are a bunch of the best jokes to keep you merry this christmas! What happens to elves when they behave naughty? Santa gives them the sack. What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap. What is a snowmans favorite breakfast? Ice Crispies. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas...

Joke about Santa Claus looking up to the sky.

Joke about Santa Claus's favorite junk food.