Marriage jokes

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselingWhen asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years the.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her

We have prepared the ultimate collection of the best funny marriage advice. We have divided these advice into several categories – romantic, creative, funny, clever, unique, cute, happy, inspiring, and more…

Marriage can be a wonderful thing. It’s a commitment that can also lead to many hilarious moments. Read funny marriage quotes for a good laugh.

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

We scoured every corner of the interweb to find some of the best and funniest wife memes just for you! I personally hope you enjoy them!

A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond.

"Due to personal reasons, I'll be flushing the toilet every time my husband showers this week."

On the first day of their Honeymoon the very naive blonde virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and with great anticipation crawled into bed only to find that her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to

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I started to make dioramas as a way to satisfy my desire for artistic expression. I particularly enjoy creating dioramas of abandoned places because they evoke a sense of emotion and atmosphere.

It’s never over, ’til it’s over LOL. After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. 😎😍 It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the...

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped h.. #funny, #joke, #humor

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These funny quotes about marriage are the perfect way to laugh with your husband or wife or find inspiration for a wedding toast or witty Instagram caption.