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Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a Humour, Every Once In A While Quotes, I Noticed Everything Quotes, Make Me Laugh Quotes Hilarious, Funny Stuff To Make Me Laugh, Funny Clean Jokes, Jokes Hilarious Funny, Husband Jokes, Joke Stories

Joke Of The Day: The policeman noticed the elder lady dropping money

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

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Ila Christensen
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Funny: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a...

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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Adrian Horn
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, "Where did you get that truck?!" "I bought it today," he says. "With what money?" says his mother arching an eyebrow. They knew what a new F150 cost. "Well," he says, "this one cost me just fifteen dollars." The father looks at him like he's crazy. "Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?" he says. "It was the lady up the street," says the boy. "I don't know her name - they just ... Funny Ford Jokes Trucks, Funny Ford Jokes, Humour, Ford Jokes Hilarious, Parent Jokes Hilarious, Crazy Jokes Hilarious, Good Jokes Hilarious Funny, Things To Do In The Car, Best Jokes Ever Hilarious Laughing

This boy gets a brand new Truck for a bargain

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother arching an eyebrow. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me...

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Vivek Sharma
A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman... | Jokes Of The Day Humour, Minions, Kueez Celebrity, Kueez Amazing, Pranks To Pull, Bar Jokes, Kueez Pins, Daily Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes

A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the...

... “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?” Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!” So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small...

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James Michael Hill, Jr.
Three brothers each marry a woman.   The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”   He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy.   The second brother married... Humour, Actually Funny Jokes To Tell, Things That Come In Threes, When I Get Married Quotes Funny, Good Jokes To Tell Funny, Make Me Laugh Funny Stuff To, Funny Jokea, Marriage Jokes Married Life, When Things Dont Go As Planned

Three Brothers Get Married – Things Don’t Go To Plan

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

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Mable Mckee-Jaworski
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I just don’t wanna go to school!

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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Paige Elmore

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