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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor Funny Stressed Images, Funny Short Stories Hilarious, Daily Jokes Funny, Jokes Hilarious Funny Humour Clean, Work Jokes Hilarious, Clean Jokes Hilarious, Ladies Birthday Cards, Super Funny Jokes, Funny Short Stories

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

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A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.   She spends £15,000 and looks sensational.   On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but... 50 Kg Woman, Funny Quotes For Women About Men, Birthday For Her, 50 Birthday Quotes, 50 Birthday Quotes For Men, 50th Birthday Quotes Woman, Birthday Quotes Funny For Her, Womens Quote, Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

She spends £15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32,’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily. ...

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