Cartoon jokes

View the comic strip for Loose Parts by cartoonist Dave Blazek created January 21, 2019 available on GoComics.com

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“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” Mrs...

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A little girl asks her mother and father how the human race came to be - her mother's answer is priceless... - latest joke

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

If superheroes had Indian moms

I have enjoyed reading everyones happy posts this week, it is nice to look back on the week and reflect on the things that made you smile. I have realised it's like a kind of diary, it means that when you are feeling down you can look back on your happy days and feel happy all over again. This week I have made Barbara's Little Spring Mandala and it really was fun to make. I particularly loved rows 6a and 6b, thats the yellow and green round so simple to do but very effective, it's the first…

Everyone loves jokes, even if they are really corny. So we’ve decided to illustrate the first 1,000 funny/silly/clever short jokes we come across, usually 5 to 10 per day. We’re currently just over 400.