aHEm *cough cough* i think you mean, "I'm about as intimidating as a pink butterfly stuck on a marshmallow."
(Dan Howell) ''Hello! I'm Dan. I'm a tall, socially awkward YouTuber. I'm also very nerdy. I have a best friend named Phil(anyone wanna do Phan? Anyone?) He is also a youtber. I'm from London as you can tell by the fact that I sound like the queen. Im a bit self conscious and im in the Drama club and Art club. Im currently single and Bisexual.''