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A business man got on an elevator in a building
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, #bestjokes #funnyjokes #humor #viraljokes #jokeoftheday #funnystory
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Joke - Oh No, Oh No!!!
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are all about to be shot by a firing squad. The redhead goes out first and stands in front of them. Right before they shoot, the redhead screams, “Tornado!” The firing squad turns to look, and the redhead runs aw...
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GigglyGorilla WONDER WAS IT A FRENCH KISS!
A group of Sydney bikers were riding west when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridgeSo they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a ... #funny #humor #joke
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JokerPanda A BARTENDER IS WORKING ONE EVENING
A bartender is working one evening, when a panicked man comes charging into his bar. "BIG JAKE'S COMIN'!" he cries"EVERYBODY RUN! BIG JAKE'S COMIN'!"... #funny #humor #joke
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Joke - Pet Fish
A man gets stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish. “Do you have a permit for all these fish?” the warden asks. “No sir. These are all my pet fish,” the man replies. “Your pet fish? How’s that?” “Well, every night I take a...
the final exam for a class was scheduled from 800 - 1800 am at 10am, with one hour to go, little johnny walks in and ask for an exam
ZippyZebra DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
The final exam for a class was scheduled from 8:00-11:00 AMAt 10 AM, with one hour to go, Little Johnny walks in and asks for an exam:The professor hands it to him b... #funny #humor #joke
an orange cat laying on top of a green background with the words teacher if i gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 how many would you have?
CATS AND APPLES FunnyRobo
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Funny Joke - Why the long face?
The bartender asks “Why the long face?”
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ZippyZebra STORY: THE CONCENTRATION
After having won many archery contests, the town champion went to the Zen master. – I am the best of all, he said. – I didn't study religion, never sought help from the monks, and succeeded... #story
a cartoon character saying about moving out of their house
Funny Jokes ‣ Husband Finds A Box Under The Bed
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up The husband finds a box under the bed pulls it out and looks inside where he finds two eggs and about 8000 He approaches the wife and asks “What are the eggs for” She replies “Every time I
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a poem written in black and white on a pink background with the words smart blondes
Smart Blondies | Long joke
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The cor...
a cartoon character saying the little johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store
ZippyZebra ROAD TO THE POST OFFICE
The little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store:As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked. "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is... #funny #humor #joke
a poem with an image of a lion on it and the words circus written in english
FunnyDog LION TAMER
A circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer, and two young people showed up. One was a good-looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the other was a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The ci... #funny #humor #joke
an old chinese poster with the caption that reads,'a couple goes for a meal at a chinese restaurant and orders the chicken surprise
ZippyZebra CHICKEN SURPRISE
A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the "Chicken Surprise. " The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot. Just as the wife is about... #funny #joke #humor
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WackyWalrus HUMOR: PASSENGERS PANIC WHEN THEY REALIZE THAT THE PILOTS ARE BLIND
The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a whit... #joke #humor #funny